Saturday, July 14, 2007

places i CANT live...

lemme just be frank with you, there are places i just cant live! a couple of guys who know me, know the first and only joint i will mention...........................EASTLANDS!!!

what?!! me stay in eastlands is a lie from the devil....maze if i ever find myself living there in the future, yaani i dont know what i can do.
how do you live in a place whereby it is cheaper to go home peak hour than other times. clearly in my view, parts of eastlands yes i agree are in nai, but there are other e.g. Donholm...
well, you say you live in nai, when going home, clearly you see a sign saying 'Kwaheri Nairobi' (translation - Bye Nairobi) and coming into tao you see a sign saying 'Karibu Nairobi' (translation welcome to Nairobi).


i have never seen a joint whereby you leave tao at 5pm by the time you get home its about 8pm...thats eastlands for you. to make it worse that aint a friday (or furahiday as some would call it), there is all over a sudden surge of vehicles cruising the streets of nai on friday.

i must say Pasaris (Miss Adopt-A-Life) has done some work of Jogoo Rd, its more light up than my estate but it was necessary...maze walking on those streets in eastlands is dangerous. one day a pal of mine, lets call him James came from class at about 7pm...walking home after shukaing a mathree he hears,

"kss kss, kijana, kuja hapa!" in shock he froze. the guys approached him....lets call them Akina James....so akina james approached him and were like,

"toa kila kitu" they pushed him to the wall nearby and started to peruse his pockets...removing his phone, wallet and all. here i am thinking, its 7pm...it aint late and am being mugged....Boss, Enyewe! that aint the life for me

i am reminded of Eric Wainina's song...Dunia Ina Mambo...he must have visted eastlands the week before he wrote that song


God Bless who can hack it..

Nuff Blessin's until next time - hpRep.1

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maze ni ukweli there some places in Nai that I cant visit coz ni makosa you are invited and u spend more money for transport than the food you eat.What would you do if you are invited for dinner in Koma is it a sleep over or dinner?

Anonymous said...

My guy hii ni kweli tu sanaYaani wazeya wa eastlandz cruise their motiz bila funguain them windows hata joto iwe vipi wata kufa na gari zao intact my friend , mpaka side mirrors have buglar proffing bana can u imagine it is very serious...no wonder its only the Pastor who has a Benz in Eastlandz and its Left hand drive so wagosa wa huko hawajazoea Left hand mzeya.....huko si wes ishi...